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Meet the Dirt Balls

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Size doesn’t matter when you’re a Dirt Ball.

Dirt Balls are tiny, microscopic even.

And they use that to their advantage. They burrow into the fibers of your carpet. Sleep right next to you on the couch.

They ice skate right past your feet on your tile and grout. Tumble through the air flowing through your ducts.

They chill right there in the grooves of your hard floors.

Dirt Balls like to keep busy in your home. Their favorite hobbies? 

  1. Couch surfing
  2. Riding the robot vac
  3. Sponge rides
  4. Air duct rolling
  5. Pet hair knitting

You’re an amazing cleaner with your scrubbing, mopping, vacuuming, spraying and wiping.

But Dirt Balls laugh at DIY cleaning methods. They truly find them funny.

They poop on air filters. Literally. 

Before we get too dirty when it comes to dirt in your home, let’s take a step back.

Dirt Balls are tough. Some might say as tough as deep-down dirt. But they do have some fears…

  1. Yellow vans
  2. Catchy jingles
  3. Hot water extraction
  4. 1-800-STEEMER
  5. This web page

When we clean, we go beyond the surface to give people that true deep clean. Over the years it’s been tough to show you deep-down dirt, so it’s time to show you Dirt Balls.

P.S. To get the Dirt Balls out, give us a shout!