Introducing: The Steemer

Unflappable. Capable. He’s the one you call as soon as things start going awry. He knows his stuff, but most importantly, he has a heart of gold. To know him is to love him.

If you’ve been following our channels, we’ve been dropping hints about his introduction.

The Steemer.

That’s right, we got the exclusive inside scoop on the most reliable and stoic home cleaner in the business.

Interview Transcript:

Interviewer: First, Steemer, we just want to thank you for taking the time with us today. We know you’re incredible busy cleaning homes.

Steemer: Glad to be here. When you ask about dirt, you’re asking about life. I care about clean. I care about people. 

Interviewer: And that’s why we love you. Steemer, you’re about to meet your customers in a whole new way. And we know everyone is going to be dying to get to know you. So, we’ve got some questions to help introduce you to your new fanbase. Are you ready?

Steemer: *stoic nod* I’m always ready.

Interviewer: Okay, great! Let’s dive right in. We’ll start with an easy one: What’s your first cleaning memory?

Steemer: Spaghetti on the dining room carpet. I cleaned, but it was futile. The stains never came out. Mom cried.

Interviewer: That must have been awful! Is that what made you want to get into deep cleaning?

Steemer: It planted a seed. Another story: there was a stain on the family rug. I cleaned it. Mom beamed with joy. The rest is history.

Interviewer: Why is deep cleaning important?

The Steemer: Surface clean is a short-term fix. You deserve more than “good enough.” Your couch, your grout, your floors deserve more. That’s why I go deeper. No panic. No shortcuts. No judgment. Just a cleaner home, the way it should be.

Interviewer: I know that you’re trying to spread the word about a new campaign right now: soft surfaces. This includes carpet, upholstery and rug cleaning. What’s your favorite surface to clean out of those three?

Steemer: All of them. But carpet is my first love.

Interviewer: Of course. That’s where it all began for you. Similar question: what’s your favorite hard surface?

Steemer: Tile and grout. No competition.

Interviewer: Here’s a juicer one. What’s the toughest cleaning job you’ve ever done?

Steemer: No one should know the horrors I’ve seen.

Interviewer: Fair enough. Let’s switch gears a little bit: What’s your favorite award show?

Steemer: Every award show. I fall asleep after the pre-show, though. I watch for the red carpet.

Interviewer: What’s your favorite color?

Steemer: Clean.

Interviewer: What are you meal prepping on a Sunday?

Steemer: Grape juice. The fresh grapes, the acidity. I won’t get too technical, but I must keep practicing. 

Interviewer: Do you listen to music while you’re cleaning?

Steemer: 10 Hours of 1-800-STEEMER. On YouTube. I’m still waiting on the 24-hour version.

Interviewer: What are you reading right now?

Steemer: The History of Wine Stains 1600-Present. Second Edition.

Interviewer: You finally get the chance to sit on the couch after a long day. What are you streaming?

Steemer: Cleaning documentaries.

Interviewer: How do you drink your coffee?

Steemer: Black.

Interviewer: What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?

Steemer: Cleaning is a journey. Savor each moment. Then bask in the clean feeling.

Interviewer: Where will we see you next?

Steemer: Wherever there is a call to clean, I’ll be there. 

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