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Spring Cleaning Quotes

Sometimes, the idea of cleaning is exhausting enough, let alone actually cleaning. Here are some relatable quotes for the love-hate relationship we all have when it's that time of year to spring clean.

Quote: Both of us can't look good at the same time...It's me or the house!
Both of us can't look good at the same time...It's me or the house!
Text: Spring cleaning always sounds like a good idea until you're knee deep in old toys & clothes wondering why you did this to yourself.
Spring cleaning always sounds like a good idea until you're knee deep in old toys & clothes wondering why you did this to yourself.
Text: Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself!
Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself!
Quote: Excuse the mess but we are trying to live here
Excuse the mess but we are trying to live here
Quote: Our house is clean enough to be healthy. Dirty enough to be happy
Our house is clean enough to be healthy, dirty enough to be happy
Text: I have so much housework. What movie should I watch?
I have so much housework. What movie should I watch?
Text: My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.
My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum.
Quote: housework can't kill you but why take the chance?
housework can't kill you but why take the chance?
Quote: Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos
Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos
Text: You never know what you have until you clean your closet.
You never know what you have until you clean your closet.
I cleaned my house for 2 hours just to tell my guests, "sorry for the mess."
I cleaned my house for 2 hours just to tell my guests, "sorry for the mess."
Quote: Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture
Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture
Quote: Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes
Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes
Text: The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy.
The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy.
Text: Our house was clean last week...Sorry you missed it.
Our house was clean last week...Sorry you missed it.
I wish one of my personalities liked to clean...
I wish one of my personalities liked to clean...
Text: My house was clean. Then the kids woke up. The end.
My house was clean. Then the kids woke up. The end.
Text: The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.
The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.
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