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The Best Quotes For People Who Hate To Clean

Sometimes, the idea of cleaning is exhausting enough, let alone actually cleaning. Here are some relatable quotes for the love-hate relationship we all have with cleaning. 

Cleaning Quotes

Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos – Joleigh Little

Quote: Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos

The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.

I wish one of my personalities liked to clean…

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy – Unknown

Quote: Our house is clean enough to be healthy. Dirty enough to be happy

You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing the entire house is clean?
Yeah, neither do I. 

I have so much housework. What movie should I watch? 

Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes – P.J. O’Rourke

Quote: Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes

You know we are good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up before you
come over.

My house was clean. Then the kids woke up. The end. 

We dream of having a clean house – but who dreams of actually doing the cleaning? – Marcus Buckingham

Quote: We dream of having a clean house - but who dreams of actually doing the cleaning

I just had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests “sorry for the mess.” 

My house is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. 

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

Quote: housework can't kill you but why take the chance?

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture – Mario Buatta

Quote: Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture

I’m still waiting for that fairy tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.

The dust bunnies killed my cleaning fairy. 

Excuse the mess but we are trying to live here - Rosanna Barr

Quote: Excuse the mess but we are trying to live hereIf these all sound like you, hire a professional cleaning service near you to clean your home!